I am a casual haikuist.

11th February 2013

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My Suitemate’s Hatred of Me

I really hate you

Why don’t you go suck some balls

Punch you in the face

Tagged: :(BUT I LOVE YOUpoemhaikupoetry

21st January 2013

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Leaving for London Tomorrow

OMGOM

GOMGOMG

OMGOM

Tagged: haikupoemlondonomgnyulondon

30th November 2012

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Facebook Statuses

I really don’t care

For some people on facebook:

Time to get Twitter

Tagged: haikupoetrysorry this is horrible but i haven't written a haiku in awhile so yeah

9th October 2012

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VJ

Where all the boys at

My vagina is ready

get at me bitches

Tagged: haikupoemboysvaginabitchesi want a boyf

27th September 2012

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what i want to do:

sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep

sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep

Tagged: haikupoempoetrysleepstory of my life

14th September 2012

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Idgaf

Omg gurlfrand
Look that boi is a qt
Lol jk

Tagged: poetryhaikupoemlol

14th September 2012

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Sexy Can I Have Yo Numba Please?

Boys boys boys boys boys
Boys boys boys boys boys boys boys
Men men men men sex

Tagged: boysmensexpoetryhaikupoem

13th September 2012

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Fun

Sorry to the world

I am really drunk right now

This is a haiku.

Tagged: haikudrunkpoempoetryweekendsthis is actually from last weekend

7th September 2012

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Me

Guess what everyone

I’m going to a party

guess who’s getting drunk

Tagged: poempoetryhaikupartydrunki'm getting wasted tonightbut not really because i have to be somewhere at 9am tomorrow

5th September 2012

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To All The Boys

Milkshakes for breakfast

and then milkshakes for dinner

Now come to my yard.

Tagged: milkshakespoemhaikupoetrybring'n all the boys to my yard